Koki :
[Authoritatively] Stop it! You shall
not fight in here! Stop it! I can clean all the dirt here…but I am not ready to
wipe out blood.
[They still
go on]
Quessy :
You have been sleeping with my girlfriend!
Dr. Isigi :
You made my wife pregnant.
Koki :
[More authoritatively]Sit down! Both
of you sit down! [pause] You are all
here yelling and shouting and panting like pregnant penguins! [picking up the ARV pills].This pills
belong to me…I put them in Bazle’s purse when you sent me for it. So brush it
off your minds…none of you is positive…I am positive. Zamzam, girl, you are
loose. Sleeping around with your lecturers for marks…what the difference is
between and those cheap Koinange hawkers. You need to get yourself fixed. Grow
up! Quessy, so you thought getting yourself a sugar mummy was a good idea…you
call that payback to your girlfriend for ignoring you…What is the difference
between you and a naïve little child. You need to get yourself fixed. Grow up!
Hmm…Daktari….I am a well-trained Doctor, but my papers were spoilt by my
lecturer who failed me because he wanted to take away my girlfriend from me. He
made my girlfriend positive…and she made me positive! Mmh! A trained doctor,
here cleaning your office and all you can do is bring in girls, lay them here
and wait for me to clear your mess. What is the difference between you and a dog!
You need to get yourself fixed. Grow up!
[Silence]
Koki :
Thanks Bazle for your dramatic help. They all learnt their lesson. [Looks at Mrs. Isigi, then faces the
audience. He picks up a sheet and covers her entire body] She is dead.
The End
(curtains)
The Thursday weather at Kikuyu Campus had indicated all that shall transpire. When the charged audience started streaming in, I knew something attractive was coming up next. The Free Traveling Theatre Kikuyu Campus chapter has always been an art hub, this is where the University of Nairobi is boasting a large number of students of literature. When they showcased OYUGI MUST KNOW late last year, the college administration got the rumour, and funded a repeat of the same three weeks ago, attracting an audience population of close to 800 all cubed in MULTIPURPOSE HALL. Little did they know that another melo-tragic play CLITERATURE DEPARTMENT, scripted by SAMMY NAKITARE and directed by OUMA PETER and SAMMY NAKITARE was looming in the dark, ready to show its head. The evening was graced by MC EDMOND MAKENA who kept the audience in light moments every sing minute. Several poets- Desmond Walker, Moses Kimani, Ouma Peter, Sammy Nakitare, Ian Collince , GATC dancers among others generated heat in the room. When the play casts finally flooded the stage, the superheated audience kept the laughter and cries in the same pot. This group is amazing and great. I have seen real thespians in Kikuyu Campus. This is where theatre lives.